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Send one clear photo of your bedroom, dorm, living room, or setup.
AI interior design, no filter
It wasn'twrong.
Upload your room. Get a brutally honest roast. Then turn every painful observation into a practical, renter-friendly glow-up.
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Room status: exposed
Roast preview
That lamp is criminal.
It's fighting the ceiling light and winning.
The intervention
Roast first. Fix it next.
No confusing floor plans, no design degree, no sugarcoating. Just a better room with a better story.
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Get a no-filter read on the lighting crimes, decor drama, and furniture feuds.
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Make it better
Unlock the fixes, mood board, shopping list, and visual after-plan.
Worth posting
“This room is giving landlord special with a minor in chaos.”
Screenshot it. Post it. Tag your roommate.
Made to be shared
The roast is the hook. The redesign is the payoff.
Every roast comes in a screenshot-ready card, then points to the specific swaps and small moves that make your room feel like you.
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Start with the roast. Come back for the full blueprint when the truth really sinks in.
Quick Roast
For the reality check.
$0
- One AI room roast
- 2–3 practical design fixes
- Share-ready roast card
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The actual glow-up
Full Redesign
One room. One serious glow-up.
$9
- Everything in Quick Roast
- Personalized mood board
- Shoppable recommendation list
- AI-rendered after image
One-time purchase per room
Your room can take it. Probably.
Upload the photo you keep cropping out of room tours. We'll roast the problem—and show you the better version.
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